"It's Not Really Baseball"

That was Mr. Derek Lowe's evaluation of pitching at Coors Field. After giving up 5 runs, 4 of them earned, on 8 hits in 4 2/3 innings of work on Wednesday, Lowe was full of excuses. "This is the only place in baseball that bad games affect me. This is a really tough place to pitch. If you played here 81 games and you can't hit here you should quit." Since Lowe no longer pitches for the Red Sox, I say F Derek Lowe. F him right in his F-ing mouth. It's nice that he can't simply say he didn't throw well. I wonder if he told his kids it was their fault he was leaving mommy for a TV reporter three years ago?